The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary Quotes.

1. "Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

2. "Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

3. "Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

4. "Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

5. "Patience – A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

6. "Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

7. "Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

8. "Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

9. "Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

10. "Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."
- Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

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