Twelve Sharp Quotes.

1. "I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble."
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

2. "One of us should stop her," Ranger said to Morelli, his eyes fixed on me. "Not going to be me," Morelli said. "Have you ever tried to stop her from doing something she wanted to do?" "Haven't had much success at it," Ranger said. Morelli rocked on his heels. "One thing I've learned about Stephanie over the years, she's not good at taking orders." "Has authority issues," Ranger said. "And if you piss her off, she'll get even. She ran me over with her father's Buick once and broke my leg." That got a small smile out of Ranger. "Nice to see you boys bonding," I said."
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

3. "I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies."
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

4. "One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger"
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

5. "Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it."
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

6. "Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.' There are some similarities."
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

7. "Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut."
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

8. "Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion."
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

9. "That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about us." That too," I said. Ranger sliced a bagel and looked for the toaster. It's broken,"I told him. He truned the boiler on and slid the bagel into the oven. That's surprisingly domestic for a man of mystery," I said to him. He looked at me over the rim of his coffee mug. "I like things hot."
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

10. "You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie"
- Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

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