Zombie Halloween Quotes.

1. "WELCOME. YOU ARE MOST WANTED. Come in. I'm R.L. Stine. Welcome to the Goosebumps office. Glad you made it through the barbed wire fence. Don't worry. Those cuts will stop bleeding in an hour or two. Why do we have a barbed wire fence? To keep the Abominable Snowman from escaping. I'm surprised you didn't see him. He's creeping up right behind you. Hurry. Step inside and shut the door. You don't want to find out why everyone calls him Abominable. Hey, don't be scared of Eddie over there. Eddie woke up dead tired one morning. Guess what? He actually was dead. Yes, Eddie is a zombie. But he doesn't like that word. He likes to be called "life-challenged." He's not much trouble. He only needs to eat human flesh once a day. Don't be nervous. He just finished his breakfast. Whom did he have for breakfast? I'm not sure. But I haven't seen my brother all morning... Eddie - what did I tell you about eating the family? Oh, well. Let me ask you a question before Eddie has to have his next meal. What do you think is the Most Wanted holiday?"
- R.L. Stine, Zombie Halloween

2. "I gabbed Ivy's arm. "Look. Ivy. Something just moved - by that tombstone." We both stared into the gray light. "Oh, noooo," I moaned. I watched, trembling in horror as someone climbed out of a grave."
- R.L. Stine, Zombie Halloween

3. "They had me on my back. And then they all swarmed at once. Bony hands pawed at me. The grunts and groans rang in my ears. I screamed as their sharp fingers punctured my chest - and ripped it open. I kept screaming as they lowered their ugly heads and began to feed."
- R.L. Stine, Zombie Halloween

4. "There wouldn't be so many stories about vampires and zombies and other weird creatures if they didn't really exist."
- R.L. Stine, Zombie Halloween

5. "Tap-tap-tap is better than thump-thumpthump," Ivy said."
- R.L. Stine, Zombie Halloween

6. "These five teens are convinced it was not a prank. They all believe this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse we hear so much about. But I'm not so sure I believe their story - not this close to Halloween." The girl with the ponytail frowned at him. "I know what I saw," she said. "They are here!"
- R.L. Stine, Zombie Halloween

7. "He squinted at us. "You really believe there might be zombies in Franklin Village?" "Maybe," I said. "We just thought we'd patrol at night and search for them." "But that could be dangerous," Trevor said. He leaned toward us. His eyes darted from Alec to me. "That could be very dangerous." A chill rolled down my back. He had suddenly changed. His voice deepened. And his words sounded like a warning. Or a threat."
- R.L. Stine, Zombie Halloween

8. "You won't be going home tonight - or ever," Trevor whispered. "You've seen too much."
- R.L. Stine, Zombie Halloween

9. "Grandpa Mo choked out. "They...they...they are hungry. Very hungry."
- R.L. Stine, Zombie Halloween

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